I think it's glorious that there's now a Mastodon server operated by people who used to work for Twitter (macaw.social). I could have never imagined it when I started in 2016.
Broke: Paying 30 bucks a year for a new .social domain
Woke: Prepending a social. subdomain to whatever poor random domain you already own that's been sitting neglected and unused for the past several years
(This meme is entirely hypothetical do not look at my domain name)