When I was a student i hosted a party which was crashed by a large number of people, who then stole quite a lot of booze. Arriving on Mastodon at this point feels a bit like being one of those people. Don't worry. I come in peace, and I don't drink.
@danielbye I feel like the extremely drunk girl who knock over drinks accidentally and bumps into everyone saying “Have you seem my friend ____? She said she was coming to this party!” And then wanders off…