This took maybe an hour. A bingo card for the next announcements to expect from Twitter. https://www.harihareswara.net/posts/2022/next-twitter-announcements-a-bingo-card/
Next Twitter Announcements - A Bingo Card

Since I was joking about this with two friends over text message about the poor decisions that the new head of Twitter is making, and I asked "Is there a bingo card?" and one said … | Cogito, Ergo Sumana | Blog by Sumana Harihareswara, Changeset founder

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@brainwane No more 2FA! Can I borrow your crystal ball?
@aegtx The picayune distinction I feel I ought to make is that I thiiiink the current failures are unintentional rather than -- as predicted in the bingo card -- a policy decision
@brainwane Fair. And yet not less hilarious.
@aegtx thank you! And it seems several people (per my mentions/notifications) believe that the breakage still counts as filling that square. And the breakage DOES seem to come from what seems to be a policy decision (reducing the # of microservices). So maybe I should just say, yes, that square is checked :-)