I have to pay an hourly scritch tax these days to restore access to my second screen.

This is worse than Adobe.

@garius I am having my armpits huffed by a small, sharp tortie. I mean, I'm sitting in an armchair reading and she comes and nips me on the arm until I give her access to an armpit. Which she meeps and tunnels into.
@garius I'm not exaggerating about the armpit-huffing. Here she is at work.
@cstross @garius What an utterly weird cat heh.
@cstross @garius that's adorable. My cat T'Challa likes to get under the bedsheets at night, especially when it's cold outside. While I'm in bed he will paw at the covers until I lift them up for him to go in and investigate. Sometimes he'll decide the covers aren't to his liking and will walk off rather than going inside, only to come back some time later to see if conditions have improved.
@popefelix @cstross @garius
My cats like both Armpits (the smellier the better!) and to be under covers.
Not the same cat though.
My girl who DEMANDS to be with me under the covers (Can't count the times I've woken up to a catface 2 centimetres from my face.) really looks like your girl Charlie! 🐱
Do you have one of her face?❤️
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@cstross @garius

Please share if you have video of this process!

@wissewords @garius It's really hard to film video one-handed with a heavy-ish phone when the other arm is immobolized by a huffing cat who bites if I stop stroking her for more than 30 seconds!