This took maybe an hour. A bingo card for the next announcements to expect from Twitter. https://www.harihareswara.net/posts/2022/next-twitter-announcements-a-bingo-card/
Next Twitter Announcements - A Bingo Card

Since I was joking about this with two friends over text message about the poor decisions that the new head of Twitter is making, and I asked "Is there a bingo card?" and one said … | Cogito, Ergo Sumana | Blog by Sumana Harihareswara, Changeset founder

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@bplein I think this thread holds what you were looking for
@arrjay I was thinking more along the lines of “Can’t search old tweets by date” (broke today). “Can’t download archive”. “Can’t block advertisers”. “Can’t mute Musk”. Etc.

@arrjay oh, they broke 2FA today. If you log out of Twitter with it enabled, you can’t get back in.

What a dunce.