okay so I can't sleep and one of my little things I like to do when in this position is go on Chaturbate and try to find the guy who's putting the biggest objects up his hole, it's not arousing or anything, it's just a detective game where the goal is to rate the possibility that a given guy has "cavernous ass capacity" on his list of skills and is prepared to demonstrate it based solely on his thumbnail somehow having Huge Object In Ass On Cam vibes