The reason Mastodon names are like email addresses is because email addresses "won" over a lot of other options that I won't mention here because most people have never heard of them.

Why did email addresses win? Because they match how we think of community, at a deep cognitive and arguably biological level.

Need evidence? "Jesus of Nazareth" is basically an email address and, now, a Mastodon account name.

@blaine traveling churchy/merchant people had Dude von Placename type names; peasants were more like Dude the Miller or Dude the Jerk 😂
@migurski or like my grandfather's name, Point-nose (but in German)