The reason Mastodon names are like email addresses is because email addresses "won" over a lot of other options that I won't mention here because most people have never heard of them.

Why did email addresses win? Because they match how we think of community, at a deep cognitive and arguably biological level.

Need evidence? "Jesus of Nazareth" is basically an email address and, now, a Mastodon account name.

@blaine #Nazareth is a real place; we cycled there a couple of weeks ago for the #NazarethChallenge - to raise money for the *amazing* Nazareth Hospital - check out our thrills & spills! :-)
@Shanemuk @blaine I did not expect the backpipes at the end. Nice one!