The reason Mastodon names are like email addresses is because email addresses "won" over a lot of other options that I won't mention here because most people have never heard of them.

Why did email addresses win? Because they match how we think of community, at a deep cognitive and arguably biological level.

Need evidence? "Jesus of Nazareth" is basically an email address and, now, a Mastodon account name.

@blaine β€œ149361 Dutch people like this toot.” πŸ€“
@luzifuchs πŸ‘€ I've spent a fair bit of time in the Netherlands, and have many wonderful Dutch friends, but I think this one's too deep a cut for me! πŸ˜…
@blaine Me too actually πŸ˜… But that has nothing to do with their culture, more with the fact that many Dutch people carry a surname with β€œvan” in it which originates from what you just described; where their ancestors come from. You can also find many examples for this in Old High German authors like β€œHartman von Aue”, therefore also in many noble families until this day.
@luzifuchs ahhh! Yes! πŸ’― Nice insight! πŸ˜…
@blaine Yeah sorry for the exclusiveness πŸ« πŸ˜… Next time I add a CW: Philologist joke! πŸ˜€
@luzifuchs πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ usually explaining the joke ruins it, but I love it so much! I've been thinking about this stuff for a looooong time and I don't think I've ever made that particular connection. πŸ™πŸ™