I like how Mastodon breaks social media. A like button is the secret sauce that controls the masses. But on Mastodon, the like button is just a “send my complements to the chef.” It serves no other purpose.

Not to mention, they're obnoxious AF. (People hate them but they have no way to stop it so they just get used to it). This is why I always post this ProZD skit on social media feeds, is exactly on point.