batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)

"Would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby?" he asks.

"What's a matter baby?" I ask.

I'm shown a newborn so dense the fabric of space-time sags in a deep gravity well, drawing nearby celestial objects inextricably towards it.

"Uhhhhhh… The bricks, I guess?"

Nov 13, 2022 at 4:38pmWeb
Show threadWe've met before, haven't we?Nov 14, 2022
@batkaren lol
Show threadTrismegistusMxNov 26, 2022

@batkaren sucked... into... a babyyyy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u2B3yDnxKg

sucked into a bagel - Everything Everywhere All At Once

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Show threadLyndon HoodDec 24, 2022
@batkaren
Show threadjuanejotMar 4, 2023
@batkaren Once I'd tried either (from where I sat inside Schroedinger's box, next to the cat), he then asked me, "Why the long face?"
Show threadAl GorithmMar 22, 2023

@batkaren

NOT MUCH. WHAT'S A MATTER WITH YOU?