Shit pitch: an agent comes racing into the producer’s office. ‘Listen I’ve got it. A harder, grittier reboot of Mr Squiggle. Why did he have to leave the moon. Let’s tell that story’

[soon]

SQUIGGLE: ORIGINS
All you know about Mr Squiggle is UPSIDE DOWN

@liamvhogan Miss Jane ruled with an iron fist
@liamvhogan Mr Squiggle’s parents were killed in a targeted pencil-sharpener attack. Now, he plots revenge

@liamvhogan (music crescendos)

MISS JAAAAAANNNNNEEEE