The German word "wählen" can mean
- to pick, to choose
- to elect
- to dial
The German word "Null" can mean
- zero
- loser, jerk

So, someone saying "Ich habe die Null gewählt" either means
- "I've dialed zero."
Or
- "I voted for that idiot."

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The German word "Ungeheuer" means "monster".

The German word "ungeheuer" means "very".

So:
"Das Hemd steht dir ungeheuer gut"
means
"This shirt suits you very well"

But:
"Das Hemd steht dir Ungeheuer gut"
means
"This shirt suits you well, you monster"

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@jensclasen: Wait, shouldn't the "dir" in the second sentence be written with a capital "D" (i.e. "Dir") then, too?
@xtaran @jensclasen only when writing a letter, I think.
@argo @xtaran @jensclasen not anymore. Nowadays the capital letter is only required for the more formal "Sie". "Du/du" is always right in lower cases but when writing a letter or mail the old version with capital "D" ist also allowed.

@Intras @argo: Thanks for that hint! That's probably the point. I don't know all of the new rules as I finished school before that language reform. Hence I learned and still know mostly the old rules.

Cc @jensclasen

@xtaran yeay I think that's the reason, why the new rules include both ways to write "Du
/du". All those changes brought up enough confusion