"Mastodon sucks because any one of the 5000+ communities can set their own rules and might accidentally deprive people in that community of my witty hot takes for a reason I personally believe to be flippant" isn't the sick burn that the Twitter user with 50k followers thinks it is.
@blaine maybe not, but I’m not looking forward to repeatedly explaining to friends and family why they can’t see their favourite celebrity’s toots any more.

@mykd @blaine Be the instance admin you want to see in the world! Create a small host for your extended family, talk with them about some ground rules, block or don't whatever celebrity they want to follow, keep instances that suck blocked. If they start at other instances, teach them to migrate to yours.

Be proactive, take matters in your hand?