To my fellow Mastodon owners who need a giggle, enjoy this “I do not want a Mastodon” one page RPG.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-do-not-want-74555460I of course originally encountered "I Do Not Want a Mastodon" (see above) on the bird site, and I also posted my playthrough of the game there (and on tiktok), but the video is too large to upload here. :)