"Mastodon sucks because any one of the 5000+ communities can set their own rules and might accidentally deprive people in that community of my witty hot takes for a reason I personally believe to be flippant" isn't the sick burn that the Twitter user with 50k followers thinks it is.
@blaine maybe not, but I’m not looking forward to repeatedly explaining to friends and family why they can’t see their favourite celebrity’s toots any more.

@mykd @blaine "You can't watch Disney+ shows on Netflix and you can't watch Tucker Carlson on MSNBC."

Done. It's not complicated.

@blaine @opendna

“The fediverse protects you from evil corporations by acting exactly like them but for different reasons.”

You’re right, that is exactly the opposite of complicated.