The German word "wählen" can mean
- to pick, to choose
- to elect
- to dial
The German word "Null" can mean
- zero
- loser, jerk

So, someone saying "Ich habe die Null gewählt" either means
- "I've dialed zero."
Or
- "I voted for that idiot."

Enjoy our language!

#TheGermanWord

@jensclasen
Speaking of homophones/homonyms, a whole Finnish tongue-twister family is built around discussions similar to
A: Kokko! Kokoo kokoon koko kokko.
B: Koko kokkoko kokoon?
A: Koko kokko kokoon.
B: "Kokko!" 🙄

roughly

A: Kokko, gather the whole bonfire together.
B: The whole bonfire needs to be gathered?
A: Yes, the whole bonfire needs to be gathered together.
B: "Kokko!" 🙄
where Kokko is the name of B, a hired man.

My fave German words are definitely Weltraum and Schildkröte 💜

@shi @jensclasen you could try „Schlickschlittenfischer“… Have fun rolling that around your tongue. 😉
P.S.: for mental health reasons: do NOT attempt to translate this! ⚠️🥹

@konqrunner @jensclasen Ooh if we're talking compound nouns German IS a top tier competitior, but we've got some doozies, too :D

An oft quoted one is lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas (an aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer in training) but it's almost certainly never seen in-context use. Actual in-use ones are elintarviketurvallisuusvirasto (food safety agency) & pyyhkäisyelektronimikroskooppi (scanning electron microscope).
😊

@konqrunner @jensclasen arguably the "official" longest non-compound Finnish word is epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydellänsäkään ("even with their unsystemised nature") but one can't really be crowned due to how Finnish grammar works with locative forms, conductors, inflections, etc. which can technically be chained indefinitely