Some people measure time to death of a social media platform by a head of lettuce. A leaf wilts, the bell tolls.

Me? I measure it by whether or not Chuck Tingle has published an erotic novella about it yet.

My friends, it is time. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BLSFV2CK/

The Physical Manifestation Of Twiddor’s Rapid Descent Into Chaos Thanks To Inept Management From A Manbaby Edgelord Pounds Me In The Butt - Kindle edition by Tingle, Chuck. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

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@beebrookshire this has made my week, and, possibly, my year

@beebrookshire Twiddor, rhymes with Mordor?

That may be a better pejorative than birdsite.

@beebrookshire Had to dash over and buy a copy! My fave so far is still the Cocky Boys trademark fiasco...
@beebrookshire I'm still in love with Chris pine being Chuck
@beebrookshire One Review. Four Stars. Much to make of this
@beebrookshire I have this innate primal urge to tell @chrisbrosnahan about this, I don't know why
@beebrookshire Agreed. Well, that and the fact that @[email protected] is here too
@beebrookshire “This erotic tale is 4,400 words of sizzling gay human on failing social media platform” and I am absolutely here for it