TardisCaptain.comA man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter.
"That's one too many!" says the customer.
The clerk replies "It's a freebie"
Tristan_London@TardisCaptain When I was a beekeeper I was often asked "Where do you get the bees from?" I would often answer "Oh from a bee store, it's like Amazon but for bees, you can choose them individually or as starter packs, groups of friends and so on.." The amount of people who would believe me....
Paula MacKinnon π¬@TardisCaptain I want this job.
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%70%61%75%6C@TardisCaptain I was thinking it was a freebee ... π
Jake Rayson@TardisCaptain one for @Beedazzled π
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GenghisKen Coar
Jack Groundhog π·πΈπͺΆ@TardisCaptain That was utterly horrible, you should be ashamed, and I deeply admire you for it.
Monte Carlo Memes@TardisCaptain this is such a buzz-worthy pun π
Aunty Micheπ‘πΊπ¦@TardisCaptain Oh. My. God.
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