I am confused as to how a reporter for a major mainstream publication could come onto Mastodon, write an entire article about it that repeatedly insists that posts are called "twoots."

First off, they were called "toots" not "twoots" and second is that that name has been deprecated on many servers, and Mastodon's creator no longer calls them that.

@mmasnick the Twoots thing immediately set off alarms for me. Feels like an incredibly lightly researched article.
@jaymerryfield yeah. there are other problems with it.