Hannah CohenNov 11, 2022

joining Mastodon as a writer is like arriving way early to the party even though you just spent 30 minutes in your car outside the house trying to kill time so you wouldn’t be TOO early and now it’s kinda weird and you’re trying to find the guy who invited you to “check out this cool party tonight” but you can’t find him. so now you’re just kinda wandering around looking for a cat or the pretzels bowl.

anyway, hi, I’m Hannah

Show threadShey Marque
@hcohenwriter I was waiting in my car and fell asleep so now I'm actually late and everyone has already formed into small groups and I feel like I'm interrupting so I'm just sitting on a beanbag in the corner. There's a big dog. I don't know if he's staring at me or not. I think this might be his beanbag. Basically I'll now wave at anyone who looks friendly 👋
Nov 11, 2022 at 7:05amWeb
Show threadShey MarqueNov 11, 2022
@hcohenwriter Oh, I see, that dog is only a statue. Well now I just feel plain silly.