Every Mastodon explanation is like "It's very simple, your account is part of a kerflunk, and each kerflunk can talk to each other as part of a bumblurt. At the moment everyone you flurgle can see your bloops but only people IN your kerflunk can quark your nerps. Kinda like email."
@Ciaraioch how do I sign up for someone to quark MY nerps?
@reubenbidez @Ciaraioch "that will be $8"