The Five Stages of Grief, updated for 2022:

1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Mastadon

@dm and back to #1 when you reach #5... probably. πŸ˜ƒ
@dm 6. Shame (about a typo and not being able to edit) 😜
@dm, waitβ€½ I'm done? What now? Did I win?
@dm You're not a true Mastodon user until you make the a-to-o transition.
@dm Where's my full-self-driving car and my home on Mars?? *Weeps*