Computers, or “servers” as we techies call them, are lighter than air and usually bump harmlessly around the ceiling. But when a new user joins a server: some zeros become ones, and approximately 61 grams are added to the server. This means our admins need to ride their helium pump machines extra hard. And that, my friends is why the influx of users has made it so hard to “keep the servers up”. Hashtag “the more you know”