Contrary to popular belief, the average Nintendo player is in the 20-40 age bracket, with a specific spike for 22yos, Nintendo has revealed:

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/11/switch-is-most-popular-with-22-year-olds-nintendo-says

Switch Is Most Popular With 22-Year-Olds, Nintendo Says

Well, that rules us out then

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@Toadsanime I've always said that Nintendo is actually very keen to become more relevant with kids again, as many large franchise names of theirs are actually still mostly enjoyed by kids who grew up since then. (Like me!) Hence the Mario movie to revitalize young interest in the IP & going all in on what I speculate is a much younger audience with Splatoon.