I wonder if this service named after the great confession of Bertie Wooster’s: “As a rule, you see, I'm not lugged into Family Rows. On the occasions when Aunt is calling Aunt like mastodons bellowing across premieval swamps … the clan has a tendency to ignore me.”
@stephenfry Pretty sure @Gargron had a mind to call his software Finknottle at first, and call sending messages 'nutshelling', but he had a change of heart after learning that his two main interests: teeth and breasts, combined spectactularly well in the name of a primordial beast.