Please Like Me

It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in areas from transportation, to communication, to becoming a multi-planetary species. The kinds of projects I’m involved in…

The Onion
@vanbadham so he bought #twitter to buy friends? Mind blown
@vanbadham The Onion are always light years ahead of much of the U.S