How to optimize your Mastodon posts for maximum virality: don't
@atomicpoet I just got a notification that you edited this. So now you too can have a notification about the notification

@shellz_campbell Yeah, because I noticed it said "vitality" instead of "virality".

I do like that you're receiving notifications on edits. What if on the first post it said "I want cancer" instead of "I want a cantor"?

@atomicpoet ohhhh well I thought it worked either way really.