beetlejuice's ghoulish wifeNov 4, 2022

EVERYONE ON MASTODON: Hello! I'm Dr. Whitney Appleby, a molecular biologist working on new ways to beat the Pacific Garbage Patch! In my spare time I love reading, hanggliding and playing with my cat. I'm also starting to weave-

ME: *shoving past them* yeah sure where are the dipshits? where are the real assholes around here. perverts, you got any perverts?

Show threadbeetlejuice's ghoulish wifeNov 4, 2022
in your bio please clearly state your pronouns and how many things (high schools, colleges, communes) you have dropped out of
Show threadbeetlejuice's ghoulish wifeNov 4, 2022
whose got schemes going on right now
Show threadJob Destroyer
@mark me and some buds been talking about starting a fake cult to scam rich people
Nov 5, 2022 at 10:38pmWeb
Show threadCorbincobbDec 22, 2022
@big_louse @mark can I join lol
Show threadJob DestroyerDec 22, 2022

@corn @mark

Absolutely! And nows a great time to join :)

Just wired the foundation 500$ in monero and we'll get you onboatded :)

:)

Show threadThe Doctor 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👽Dec 22, 2022
@big_louse @mark can we slap em in the face with raw meat and tell them it's homeopathic
Show threadJob DestroyerDec 22, 2022
@Oncomingspork @mark you will go far in our organization