Every Mastodon explanation is like "It's very simple, your account is part of a kerflunk, and each kerflunk can talk to each other as part of a bumblurt. At the moment everyone you flurgle can see your bloops but only people IN your kerflunk can quark your nerps. Kinda like email."
@Ciaraioch “Are ye on that Master Dom site again?” No mam I already told you it’s mastodon
@jimothy @Ciaraioch are you telling us that there is no instance called Master Dom? Shocking :D