Mastodawn

Dad joke I just heard:

- How did the hacker get away from the police?

- He ransomware!

@etcshad0w can you please tell me how to "unhear" this joke?

@whonose123 I honesty don’t know! Anyone I told ransomware!

@etcshad0w nooooo stop it.. my head hurts!! :)

@etcshad0w Why are hackers so lonely?

They're afraid of attachments.

@etcshad0w This is gonna slay on Monday's stand-up

@etcshad0w Oh, I'm saving this one. That's gold

@etcshad0w you should listen to datknet diaries, jack rhysider always has a good one at the end! 😁

@etcshad0w *darknet diaries

@etcshad0w *slow clap*