Booting your computer into Safe Mode implies that there's also a Dangerous Mode
@Shrigglepuss I'm afraid your shitpost inspired shitcode (because I was bored and had a free 10 minutes before lunch)
M-x dangerous-mode for dangerous editing in #emacs :)
(deletes the file you're currently looking at so the only version exists inside your editor, failure to turn it off, or save before you quit will lose the contents)

@Shrigglepuss a shitnami of terrible Friday tooting?
Also I briefly poked around xmodmap on unix to see if there was a standard key called "Forbidden", I couldn't find one but I did find "VoidSymbol" and yeah, wondering if I can make a key output that, then have something open a comforting void into nothingness to watch during dull meetings or something. 🤔