People who use online dating: what are some funny dating profile tropes?

We're building a semi-satirical game about being a matching algorithm for #ldjam51 and I need some ideas for more profiles.

@dysphoricunicorn i guess how do you mean funny dating profile tropes?
@lyds something like those guys who pose while holding huge fish, people who claim "traveling" as they hobby, etc
@dysphoricunicorn so. many. fishing. photos.
@dysphoricunicorn Profiles with nothing but group photos. Is the profile for one specific person? Do you hunt thru the photos to find the common denominator? or do you show up to the date surrounded by everyone in the pics?
@dysphoricunicorn a profile that's just a single photo of a pickup truck or other object, no other entities in focus
@dysphoricunicorn person who is only in group photos and it’s completely unclear which one they are; just pictures of a car; “6’2” if that matters “; couples searching for unicorns?

@dysphoricunicorn @Oecan

* Prominently featuring their zodiac sign or Myers-Briggs »personality test« result or even referencing it in their bio.
* Using number-based abbreviations (like 1312, 161, 420) in their profile.

@dysphoricunicorn Old couple picture with the old partner cropped out
@dysphoricunicorn "I like going out, but I also like staying in"

@dysphoricunicorn »No ONS/FWB«.

In German: »Alles kann, Nussmix« (as a pun on »alles kann, nix muss« – »everything can happen, nothing needs to happen«)

@dysphoricunicorn
climbing pictures
also 161 and 1312 in their profile
everyone is kinky somehow