I don't think ive fully grappled with the fact that the governor of Idaho for like ten years was a guy named Butch Otter
his first wife was named Gay. they went around saying "hello, we're Butch Otter and Gay Otter, the heterosexual married couple"

@prehensile sometimes I legitimately wonder if I would have had more success in life if I just had a really stupid name during my childhood and young adulthood

like it's too late to change that now, but

@The_T there's still time to have a stupid name if you want one!
@prehensile like I don't want one, and I don't think it would help me any if I did have one anymore