So... I did a thing again, and of course I broke gentoo. Legit not sure that the hell I did wrong this time, but it seems that it's systemd that broke on me, lmao.

I think it's time we hang up this distro, for some reason I can't seem to go a few weeks where I inevitably break something and even btrfs snapshots for some reason aren't working either.
So the iso roulette this time, spun me around to Open Mandriva. A distro I've barely ever used. Otta be interesting.