@gunnar In an eventual trial you would only have extenuating circumstances if you had used real mozzarella as a base.
As far as I'm concerned, I'm a guy who's okay with pineapple pizza! Clearly this is not something I openly tell my friends, colleagues and relatives. At the risk of my physical safety 😁 . They already tolerate that I only drink beer and not wine, I don't want to risk it anymore.