It's here! And it's just as magnificent and adorable as I dreamed! 😍

A two port SATA controller in an mPCIe form factor! πŸ€“ #xp

The weird part is that it came with this extra little metal plate and some screws... And I was sitting here for a few minutes trying to sus out what in the world this was for.

Cover for the bottom? Spacer? What the heck?

Wouldn't be the first time an ebay purchase comes with bonus random hardware that has nothing to do with the product, but right before I was going to chuck it the fact that two of the holes were threaded stuck out to me.

Then I finally turned it the right way and realized it's the most amazing mPCIe accessory I've ever seen.

It's an extension plate! There's two different lengths of mPCIe cards, and some sockets won't have mounting posts for both lengths, so this lets you turn this into a 51mm full size mPCIe card if you need to use it somewhere that doesn't support half size cards! πŸ€“

Hmmmm.... πŸ€”

So unfortunately, it looks like there isn't enough clearance in the T620 case for this card's SATA connector and even a right angle connector.

@warthog9 tried to talk me into replacing the connector on the board with a right angle connector, but I like the idea of just soldering a pigtail onto the mPCIe card, because SATA is literally just two pieces of twinax for transmit and receive!

Yeah, so as reported online and expected, normal right angle SATA cables aren't even close to low enough to let us put the cover back on the case.

Good sanity check I'm making before doing the cursed is making sure everything works BEFORE I start cutting on it.

That way I can know I'm really the one who killed it when it stops working. 😈

The connector is too tall you say?

Well that's fine. Nothing a little hot air and a soldering iron can't fix. #xp

Ok, so back on the test bed, and I can confirm that we STILL haven't killed it.
A little dab of silicone, and this part of this cursed project is ready to go...

Now that we have a SATA cable, the next thing we need for a hard drive in here is a SATA power cable.

Luck would have it I have a spare SATA power cable laying around from a dead power supply.

And 2.5" SATA hard drives are nice in that despite the 15 pin connector having positions for 3.3V, 5V, and 12V, the only required voltage for 2.5" disks is 5V!

And there's an internal USB port I don't care about RIGHT THERE!

βœ… SATA data
βœ… SATA power

Now we need somewhere to mount the drive. 24 gauge sheet metal is wonderful; it's like the hot glue of the computer modding world.

I don't know if this was the original intention for the standoffs I'm using. It's sure exactly-the-right-size for it...

The highest density 2.5" hard drive you can get in the thinner 7mm form factor, a rummage through my little bin of tiny computer screws, and I want you to brace yourself for the unholy abomination that is about to grace your screen.
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@kwf that is truly a work of kludge artistry.
@ExplodingLemur You can also get 4TB QVO SSDs in 7mm SFF, but I wasn't real thrilled to drop $250 on an SSD for this tomfoolery.
@kwf a 4TB SSD is down to $250?! Holy moly...
@ExplodingLemur I'm paying $110-$160 a piece for these 2TB M.2s I'm playing with.
@kwf @ExplodingLemur from the eBay listing you posted the other day, it looked like these 2T SSDs are used pulls from other gear, yes?
@ducksauz @ExplodingLemur some are used pulls, some are open box. Most of them have less than 100 hours power on.
@kwf @ExplodingLemur Dang. That's a good deal. :D