IzzyDeadCuddlesToday I threatened to punch someone in jest on mastodon and was NOT suspended for it. 5 days ago I said "I am going to punch Jeff Bezos in the face." On bird site and was suspended for 7 days. Twitter is definitely the free speech platform, evidently.
FYI I've basically left bird site. When I'm not suspended I poke the terms of service to see what causes me to get suspended as an experiment.
Ryan@IzzyDC I made a post about the war in UA and they banned me my first post. What a joke bird site is! I'm gonna follow you.
Things I have been suspended for thus far:
"I am going to punch Jeff Bezos in the face."
"I would punch you if you did."
"@elonmusk I'm going to stomp a squirrel into a ball and throw it through your bedroom window you racist fuckweasel."
Things I have not been suspended for:
"I am going to throw rocks. Many rocks. I am going to throw rocks at peoples. I am going to throw rocks at @ jeffbezos . I want to see if his evil head is actually made of chrome."
"Here are 4 penises, one of them is mine! It's an intimate picture!" Attachment of 4 dickpics, none of which were mine.
Replying to Elon Musk's "I hope my detractors stay on twitter" tweet with a picture of the raccoon from Kemono Friends getting railed.