RichardApr 29, 2022
So, tonight I organised karaoke for a friend's bar. It's 2:30am, we''re down to 5... patrons... and they're screeching along to ABBA's Dancing Queen. Kill me now.
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"Phone your wife"
"I love your wife"
"I want to speak to your wife"

This might be the end of the evening. How is the bar owner going to react? Please dear god let him throw the stragglers out. We're now on the Sweet Caroline...

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More ABBA. These emojis are new to me, but this seems to capture my state of being right now: 
Apr 29, 2022 at 11:32pmMastodon for Android
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Let's elaborate (mainly to distract myself from the caterwauling in the bar) - I was up at 7am *yesterday* to check on the building progress of a residential build, a restaurant and to plan where we were going to plant 50 banana trees on a farm. In 17 hours time I'm back where I am right now running a quiz night.

Oh. Fabulous. Wonderwall. 😭