Noah S. McKinnonWatching this movie like I do everything else in my life: ten minutes late and with frequent pauses. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
Susan Sarandon sees a fastball go approximately 2,500 feet above the zone and gets horny. She’d love 1880s baseball. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
Ken Costner utters the F-word with all the conviction of the rich man in the Bible. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
Huge fan of the pink suit coat Max Parkin is wearing.
Also: who let Tim Robbins say “homeboy?” Twice? #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
That’s right, Crash. Show the pitcher his place in society. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
Jesus Christ, Costner can’t do a speech. Homeboy should’ve been stuck in the minor leagues for acting. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
In the fullness of time, that Dwight Gooden reference is perhaps a little, uh, iffy. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
Bro, you’re getting poetry read to you in bed. Shut the fuck up, you uncultured pig. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
One man says no to Susan Sarandon and she’s immediately the horniest she’s ever been. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
“Oh, Crash, you do make speeches.” Does he? Does he now? #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
The guy using the chicken bone cross on the bat is low key racist, right? #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
“José, just touch the bat once. Just touch it once.”
And a thousand fanfics were born. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
Nuke’s rich inner speech is such a big part of this movie. Dude can’t have an unspoken thought. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
I want the accent of every single person in this movie not named Ken Costner. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
Is this why every Bethesda game hits you with “no lollygagging?” #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
Gonna be real tough not to use the manager’s chain of curses. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
Me: repurposing my wife’s undergarments as compression sleeves.
Everyone I play basketball with: #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
Would bet my house right now every baseball opinion Crash Davis has sucks ass. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
We’re like halfway into this movie and Costner still hasn’t hit a line. How the hell does he have a career? #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
Susan doing a racism on Fernando Valenzuela 😬 #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
Remember when 96 miles was a hardcore fastball? #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty
How do you get to fucking AAA and don’t know sometimes you throw the same pitch a couple times in a row? #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty