My granddad is making me beans on toast and he just told me "BEANS WILL BE ON TOAST AT 12.15!!!!!"
The beans and the toast were excellent

@emilyherring Granddads are brilliant. I remember playing poker with my granddad, betting with matchsticks. (I was maybe 10?) At one point I went to the toilet and I came back to the hand granddad had dealt me. I had an amazing hand and bet ALL THE MATCHSTICKS. But granddad had the best hand! My face fell. And then he burst out laughing because of course he had set it all up.

I learned a valuable lesson that day: don't trust granddad.