Here's a little ditty about Jack and Diane
And their voice mail inbox that's filled with spam
Diane musta' purchased a new iphone
And someone wants to reach Jack about his student loans

If this number is the bank's
Well telling can be hard
But it's their last chance to lower the rates on their credit card

Oh yeah life goes on
But every phone call sure sounds like a con

A little ditty about Jack and Diane
And the sink that's full of dirty cooking pans
They know that it's one hell of a pain
To clean off those stubborn stuck-on food stains

Oh yeah life goes on
Thanks to the grease-fighting power of D*wn