@variance Work-experience lad wheeling over a barrel of honk on a dolly, got the transfer hoses slung over his shoulder, he's distracted; the dolly tips, the barrel goes over, hits on the seal and the honk is escaping, hooooooooooonk.

"BLOODY HELL, LEG IT!" cries the mechanic, everybody legs it, they just manage to get out of the blast radius and cover their ears before the tank ruptures with one mighty HONK. Windows in the building across the street shatter.

Then the horny geese show up.