Mastodawn

miserable, nonbinary candy

i’m screaming with laughter

@shade I dont see a difference ?

@georgespolitzer for her they gave her more sensible pumps instead of stilettos and changed her glasses

also they changed the arms and legs to not be skintoned, now they are tinted to match the shells

@shade oh the huge manatee

@georgespolitzer it's so fucking funny lmao

@georgespolitzer @shade the difference is now Tucker doesn't want to fuck the candy

@healyn @georgespolitzer @shade I would say Fuck Tucker, but wouldn't wish that even on his wife.

I don't even see a difference

Any shoe that's *not* a stiletto is non-binary? [scribbles notes] I guess I need to watch more TV!

Oh I'll be damned the heel IS chunkier

Straight did not see it until you said something =P

lol I wouldn't even have noticed if @shade hadn't mentioned it first.

@witchfynder_finder @xenophora @shade you gotta be a particular kind of pervert to have opinions on what kind of shoes your candy wears

@robotcarsley "a particular kind of pervert" is Carlson's biography's subtitle.