Eric Darvish CrandallJan 6, 2022

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"Gandalf has gotten a lot of attention by making the One Ring the center of his campaign. We all can agree that the Ring is important, but shouldn't we also address the kitchen-table issues that moderate orcs—swing orcs—care about?"
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https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-need-a-wizard-who-can-appeal-to-the-moderate-orc-voter

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We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter

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