Three guys are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the first guy. "They must be British."

"Nonsense," the second guy disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

"No way! They have no clothes and no shelter," the third guy points out, "They have only an apple to eat, and they are being told they live in a paradise. Obviously, they're American."