#WonderingOutLoud

Do [roasted] #coffee beans ever attract pests? 🤔

@evelynyap
Those people with oiled beards who carry their own grinder with them?

@Baggypants
Eh? 😶
Translation, please. 🇬🇧🇦🇺🇺🇸

I was asking if coffee beans attract any kind of bugs or pests.

@evelynyap
I think that may be @Baggypants definition of pests. LOL
@manuelcaeiro @Baggypants
Okaaaaay... 😕
But "oiled beards"??
@evelynyap
I know nothing about beards. Honestly. 😀
@Baggypants
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@Baggypants @manuelcaeiro
Why, yes. In the same way that we care for the hair on our head and for our tough-yet-rather-delicate skin, fuzzy-faced folks ought to care* for their facial fuzz. 🧔

Many guys might not think of it, but facial fuzz can* be unfriendly to the skin of someone dear who's coming close to your face to greet you beso-beso cheek-to-cheek.

Please don't be a cactus. 🌵😬 #Grooming is not expensive. Hair conditioner* helps, said a bearded dude.

@Baggypants
That's a pest? Well, he's easy on the eyes.

The beard is certainly distracting [to me], but I wouldn't mind that kind of pest* being in charge of the coffee. 🙃