a lizardlistening to a podcast about history thats covering the byzantine empire and cheering every time they get owned
so far it's been: the seljuk turks
dipshit crusaders
crusaders, again
the black death
a sultan with a massive fucking canon
some dipshit: hey if i promise these savage shitheads from europe big money they can put me on the throne of constantinople
this same dipshit, realizing that a sacked city doesn't have big money:
this same dipshit, realizing that a sacked city doesn't have big money:
that cannon sounds epic as hell tho ngl