Zoë, in bed 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈“Are you a boy or a girl?”
“I’m a human”
“No but like what’s in your pants?”
“Genitals”
“Are you a boy or a girl?”
“I’m a <section>”
“No but like what’s in your pants?”
“A <div>”
“Are you a boy or a girl?”
“I’m a lesbian”
“No but like what’s in your pants?”
“My wife’s hands”
“Are you a boy or a girl?”
“I’m a rather not say”
“No but like what’s in your pants?”
“The answer to your highly inappropes question”
“Are you a boy or a girl?”
“I’m trauma”
“No but like what’s in your pants?”
“Gender dysphoria”
“Are you a boy or a girl?”
“I’m a dad joke”
“No but like what’s in your pants?”
“My legs!”
“Are you a boy or a girl?”
“Not to my knowledge”
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Cassandra (comfy mode)@moiety i'm replying late but you just defined our entire existence with one shitpost ~ 🦋
[Moved] Polychrome@moiety oddly enough my immediate culture will think that you're odd for saying that describing your genitals is inappropriate.