polusyroyThis is peak late-stage, terminal capitalism: “For less than the cost of living in a studio apartment, we give you a... van… network of home bases, essential groceries and provisions, wi-fi(!!!).” Starting at $1,500/mo for a F͟U͟C͟K͟I͟N͟G͟ ͟V͟A͟N͟. https://www.kibbo.com/
And that doesn’t include access to the “home bases” (clubhouses). That’s over $900/mo. Wanna bring your partner? That’ll be another 𝗳𝗶𝗳𝘁𝘆 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘁𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝙖 𝙙𝙖𝙮. And they’ll have to wait outside the clubhouse, sorry. No showers for them!
The package that gives you ACCESS TO LAUNDRY IS THREE. THOUSAND. DOLLARS. A. MONTH.
$3,000+ ...or, I dunno: RENT CONTROL? MAOIST RENTAL “REFORM POLICIES?” Silicon Valley isn’t just a cancer. It’s lymphatic cancer, hastening the death of the whole host.
Sabo Borb@polusyroy these people are fucking shitstains